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GYRO Ball

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Muffins

Wibee — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:00:50 CDT

Page created by Wibee
WELCOME--- to the Muffin page! All sorts of muffins will be presented here. (yay)
So... that means the public-- yes YOU will be responsible for all other types of muffins that will be broad casted here. So you have any problems with this responsibility-- let me tell you to TAKE YOUR LECTURES TO A CONVENTION WERE PEOPLE ENJOY LECTURES!!! Thank you

Types of Muffins:

Chocolate Chip
Chocolate
Chocolate Chocolate Chip
Blueberry
Cherry
Strawberry
Cornbread
Zucinni Nut
Whole Grain
Cranberry
Banana Nut
Bran
Apple
Pumpkin

Cunningham Muffins: REALLY DEMENTED :D

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surfergal470 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:08:47 CDT

Hey welcome 2 Surf Naked,, I hope this site will satisfy you with its games, music, videos,
art and more. To vote for the Top game, song, or video of the week, start a thread announcing what you vote for. The item with the highest votes will be shown on DeMeNtEd. If you got questions or feel like saying hi, then message me, surfergal470

and if you're interested with joning Surf Naked... then think about this...

Top Song

Wall Mouse

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Disorientation

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Sponsered Sites

surfergal470 — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:58:40 CDT

Here are some sites to check out:

www.beavoice.wetpaint.com
www.chica135.wetpaint.com
www.wikicreatures.wetpaint.com
www.horrorstory.wetpaint.com
www.ziggystar.wetpaint.com
www.albinoblacksheep.com
www.wetpaint.com
www.peggysue.wetpaint.com
www.swadilishes.wetpaint.com
www.krazyturtle.wetpaint.com
www.bollywood.wetpaint.com
www.comcast.net
www.bare-foot.wetpaint.com
www.onemorelevel.com
www.i-am-bored.com
www.wikifido.wetpaint.com
www.zingo.wetpaint.com
www.myspace.com
www.yahoo.com
www.yourmom.com
www.miniclip.com
www.glitterfy.com
www.imeem.com
www.hot-lyts.com
www.addictinggames.com
www.glitteryourway.com
www.cafeastrology.com
www.gizmoz.com
Tell me of any of your favorite sites, I'll be sure to add them:)

Besties

surfergal470 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:51:08 CDT

We all have them, whether we admit these things or not, we do. WEveryone has a bestie. You don't have to obsess over them like we have no lives whatsoever... *alex--cough* BUt we must let them know.....

They're our best friends, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?

They tickle in our tummy, they're so yummy-yummy, hey, you should get a best friend too!

Randomly Naked.

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:59:52 CDT

This page is the page that leads to the some of the wierdest things on the planet. Also, if you post a thread saying that things random things aren't random, then please, take your lectures elsewhere to a convention where people actually like lectures. And yes, this means you Mr. Nicholson, I hope you understand no one likes your lectures, and besides, who uses the word 'may' anymore? Almost every kid you'll ever meet will say "can I" instead of "may I". Anyway, these pages were mostly made by the Surf Naked team's writers, and edited by the creator, Surfergal470. If you have any questions or comments, please contact her.

Enjoy... OR ELSE... hehe.

Oh, and Mr. Nicholson, try plucking your ears and eyebrows, due us all a favor... oh, and no one likes your laugh, it sounds gay... just to tell you that, in case you didn't realize. :)

You also have an unpleasent lisp, and I think ALL of us would enjoy if you didn't talk about the stone age -when you were a kid- when we are trying to purposely fail science.

Zodiac

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:59:16 CDT

Ok, in case you were wondering... the Zodiac Signs depend on your birth month... In each discribtion I will include the personalities of each sign, thier dates, and other information... Enjoy or else I'll get OOblong... Information found at www.cafeastrology.com

Which One Are You?

Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus(21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-22 June)
Cancer(23 June-23 July)
Leo (24 July-23 August)
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
Sagittarius (23 November-22 December)
Capricorn (23 December-19 January)
Aquarius (20 January-19 February)
Pisces (20 February-20 March)

Tricky Questions

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:58:54 CDT

Questions

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?

3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8."
Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
What's wrong with the story?

6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?

8. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this possible?

9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. Why?

12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

15. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?

Answers

1. A coffin
2. The child was born before 1776
3. Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered!
4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.
5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and".
7. They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
8. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
9. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
10. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. An hour and a half IS 90 minutes.
12. "one word"
13. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
14. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
15. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
16. They were husband and wife.
17. He can't because he's dead.

Now... Here's a Test...

Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Now how many could you answer?
Scroll down for answers:-

ANSWERS:-

A1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

A2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

A3. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

A4. Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

A5. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.

A6. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

A7. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph

A8. If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

A9. If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

A10. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

A11. Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.

Chat Rooms

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:58:33 CDT

Welcome, this page is the page where you can get to the chat rooms. Just remember, please don't give and or ask for personal information! Thanks, enjoy... OR ELSE... he he.

Chat Rooms

Naked Chat Demented Chat

Demented Arts

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:57:55 CDT

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Naked Tales

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:56:46 CDT

The following stories are all marked copyright, which means it is against the penalty of law to copy one or more of these stories. ENJOY...or else...hehe.

Demented Things

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:55:46 CDT

Your Mom

Site info

surfergal470 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:55:14 CDT

Terms of use

The Surf Naked team ask you to not give away any personal information when using chat or making a thread. All threads containing information will be deleted. We also ask that you contact surfergal470 or email islandz@comcast.net if you feel uncomfortable with anything posted on this website or when you spot a thread or catch somebody on chat giving away personal info, asking for personal info, threatening, using foul language, or perhaps harassing somebody. Please label your email Surf Naked, or demented. (FYI: I will delete emails from you if your subject doesn't contain SurfNaked/Demented in it for the safety of myself, for you are a stranger.) This is the safety of not just you, but everyone who visits this site. If you have something horrid to say to me, say it on email, the world doesn't need to know what comes out of your mouth. On this site we try and keep it PG-13, and won't except any of the above so be sure to report anything to us anything.Thank you,

-The Surf Naked team.

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Ghost Tunnel

surfergal470 — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:10:32 CDT

Jan. 11, 2008
1:00am
Panama St.
“Who wants to play with this strange paper plate I found?” What was I doing here anyway? At one am I’d probably be in bed or playing late night games. Well, at least I wasn’t alone…my sister Nikki, Anna Russo, and some girl named Ambrosia DeBruler accompanied me. And why was Amber here? I can understand Nikki being my sister there, and Anna being me and Nikki’s friend we’ve known our whole lives… but why Amber? She was a brutal and horrid girl that rode my bus. Well, she does live on the stop right before mine… could that possibly have to do anything? To look on the bright side of that chilly night, which was hard because it seemed to me somebody was following my every step, Amber wasn’t mean tonight. I stared down at the plate held in my frozen and numb hands, remembering the dream I had before I mysteriously found myself on the road to the palm island ferry, (which wasn’t that strange being that I live on palm Island). The dream had to do with a paper plate, and somehow you could fly on one. Well, could this be a dream strangely connected to my other one? I pretty much answered my own question, no. It all felt so real; the sound of each of my footsteps rang through the night, and my hands as numb as ever trying to warm themselves in the frosty wind. Well how did the paper plate hold me in my other dream? I thought, then remembering my question’s answer, you idiot! Paper plates can’t hold a person…this is real life you’re talking about, not a silly dream! Right after I pulled myself back together a gust of wind blew, blowing the paper plate away from my own two hands. There it flew, up in the sky, almost as if it was following the full moon’s glow. My eyes followed its movements; going back and forth gently, like falling paper, only in the opposite direction. As it hit the light of the moon, I lost its path, then looked down the misty road. Where was everybody? I heard a bit of laughter at the end of the road figuring that’s where they were… all the way down there. I glanced at the dark water and for a moment I felt a gentle hand reach out to my shoulder. Turning my head swiftly, I found no one to be there, and quickly sprinted down the road. I didn’t want to stay by the water, picturing creatures and dead people slowly come out of it, which was strange for me, living on an island the water usually felt like home, only safer, but not tonight. Thinking and receiving images of these thoughts, I increased my speed… the road never seemed so far, I had to walk down it everyday, yet those walks all seemed quicker then that run tonight. Gasping for air, relieved I had made my destination, I saw nobody at the small concrete walls, curved slightly with “Palm Island” imprinted in blue, on the pale white. I traced over the letters which I usually did as I was waiting for the bus to arrive. However, I could only reach the ‘L’ in palm, till I remembered why I was here. I looked to the other side of the beaten up, double laned road, to see Anna standing on the other side. Forgetting to look to the left or right I immediately crossed the street. “Where are Nikki and Amber?” I questioned, impatiently awaiting my answer.
She tilted her head slightly, as if not knowing a single word I said, then answered, “Amber had something to show to Nikki, a place…” Her face had gone blank, showing only the expressions of sorrow, pain, and worry. She paused for about a minute or two, until I pushed her onward. “a place that she said was a fake spook, but it will scare you half to death… they left an hour ago… I haven’t seen them ever since they disappeared into the fog.” I could completely understand, now realizing the fog’s misty arms wrapping around my feet like a snake and its pray. Hearing footsteps behind me I turned my head and found Nikki and Amber with pale expressions upon their faces. Right as they reached three feet away from me their expressions turned from darkness to glee.
“Alex, Anna! You guys have to go with us! It was so amazing and unbelievably fun! Please!” Nikki shouted, jumping in excitement to go again. I looked at Anna persuading her to go, yet she shook her head and left. It was only us three in the dark fog, and I said I’ll go, waiting to see what an amazing place this was after all. Repeatedly telling me to keep going, Nikki got there first, and I followed right up behind her, Amber being the last to arrive. I didn’t see a single thing; my eyes tracing Nikki’s finger to where she was pointing, all I saw was a thick fog very low to the ground. Nikki then bent down, and signaled me to do so, I bent down behind her, Amber doing the same, and there was a yellow-white glow, leading to a hole. There was one step after you entered, however you have to crawl, being a foot tall. When you past the step there was a white, glowing tunnel, the light not allowing you to see five inches ahead of you. The tunnel’s walls were embroidered with the creepiest faces, one of the faces being the creepy Jesus face shown on the commercial of One Missed Call, the thing that creepped me out the most on the commercial. The faces faded away, and Nikki told me to make a turn. A rush of bitterness flowed through my body giving me a chill on all hands and knees as I glanced behind Amber and saw a black figure go by. I told Nikki to crawl faster but she decided to ignore me. After about a half hour of being spooked by crawling in a bright tunnel, Nikki stopped at the intersection of all this white, to pitch darkness… “This is as far as we got. We decided to stop here and go get you guys, that’s what took us an hour…” Nikki said, and I looked at Amber but she just nodded. Nikki turned her head at me and smirked. She took one crawl forward and I lost her.
“Are you gonna go or what?!” Amber said, rolling her eyes in impatience. “Where’d she go?” My pupils widened as I stepped into the darkness, trying to receive as much light as possible, which was impossible. It was darker than the night we escaped from. You couldn’t see a thing, yet to me it felt as if every soul flew gently by me. All of this darkness reminded me of the dark figure I saw on our way here. I felt the queasiness in my stomach pleading my brain to get the heck out of here, but I pushed forward. I crawled faster and faster searching for light, or a sound. Usually I enjoyed peace and quiet, and the dark, but it had all seemed like an enemy right now. Speeding, my legs and arms moving as fast as they could I ran into something not hard, yet not soft. My sister.
“Nikki,” I whispered, and received no reply so I tapped her and repeated “Nikki,” My voice as light as ever flowed through the darkness and came back to me as footsteps. I turned my head to find Amber behind me. “Hello, Nikki?” I said.
“Alex,” finally I received an answer just barely, “I don’t know…” Her soft voice hit Ambers hears and wrapped around her brain.
“Great!” Amber said in a loud whisper, “We’re lost!” I was actually surprised she figured that out, being in the stupid, not mental, but below average classes she realized that we had no idea where we were. I told Nikki to keep going, my stomach talking a way out of here. After a few steps I heard a high pitch scream, a few bangs and a loud thunk at the end.
“Nikki?!” I screamed waiting for a reply. “Nikki!” I reached my hand out to feel no one ahead of me. I moved slowly forward and as my hands took there last step, there was nothing but a sharp metal. I grasped onto that, being the end of the tunnel…Was this the way out? Hoping so, I bent over it and pushed off. With a little too much power on pushing I Hit a cold wall, this had been a bang that echoed. The fall didn’t seem to end so I tried to hold onto something, something that will keep me up, and safe. Just as I put my hand on the wall to search for something in the darkness, a thick liquid came dripping down the wall making it extremely slippery. “Ew!” I said as the substance trickled from my hand to all the way down my arm. I recognized the feeling, and realized it had been blood. This made my stomach even queasier and I began to become light headed. My eyes blurred and then all I saw was nothing, for I had fainted on my way down. “Uh,” was the first word to come out of my mouth, awoken to a hard hit. Amber was sitting beside me and Nikki was looking out the door. As my eyes got focused I noticed light shining through a window, and a man starring through the window. He looked like Freddy, or Jason in Freddy vs. Jason. I sat up and got as far away as possible from the window. My heart froze, and plunged its way down to my stomach as I remembered what happened in the tunnel. On the other hand, my stomach jumped with glee to the fact there was an escape. A door wide and tall open, which was a good thing and bad. It was good for there was an escape, bad for there was a killer dude outside the window, able to get in.
“Guys…He’s coming to the door!” Those were the words I shouldn’t have let come out of my mouth. Just as my tongue slithered the last word from under my breath, the murderer stopped in the middle of his slow steps and waved his hand in a signal. When his hand came back down, hundreds of beaten up children came running to the door. With scars and stitches covering their face, I had mistaken a child for Chucky. I thought they were going to burst their way in, and slowly slice bit by bit, enjoying ever second of it. However, all they did was quickly shut the door and lock it with seven locks. Bolts, screws, and nails were hammered through thick pieces of white hot metal, nothing able to cool it, and locked tightly to the door and window. The only natural light I’ve seen in this unbelievable adventure, vanished as the last piece of metal was placed on the window by the kid I mistaken as Chucky.
Darkness, once again didn’t seem like an ally to me as usual, but a foe. My eyes capable of searching the darkness, being that they could adjust to no light, failed me once more. I didn’t know where neither Nikki nor Amber was in this dark filled room. Getting ready to whisper to them, I noticed a flash of an even darker black then the space surrounding me. I quickly turned my head towards the direction the black figure floated to. Within a sound of two clicks, a very small lamp lit up, lighting the whole entire room of the small area, except one corner. The light had been right underneath the place I’d fallen; far away from that corner; in fact it was in the direction I saw the creature went, but no body, at least no body I witnessed, had switched on the light. Suddenly, out of the darkness of the corner, that same black figure I have seen through this adventure, creepped towards the light. I turned my head, in search of Nikki, or Amber… I was alone.
The black figure, just a few feet away from where I was, crept toward me without a sound as its ghouly feet hit the old wooden floor boards beneath me. Through this adventure I had been afraid, not sure what of, but afraid. Although the murderer, the faces on the walls, and the children mildly freaked me out, making me regret I ever crawled through the tunnel, they were not my main fear. It turns out; my main fear had followed me into its home, and traced my every move. Not getting a good glimpse of it until this very moment, it inched its way right to my body…
…With a single tear rolling down my cheek, and my eyes as watered as ever, my head faintly fell down to my chest as the creature grasped my left shoulder, leaving a lonesome hand print beside my elbow… “Ahh!” I screamed, waking from a very horrid nightmare, although I didn’t remember a single detail of it. Where was I? In my house? No. On the street? No. In the tunnel or in that room? No. I turned my head to the right side, not taking notice of the millions of kids with ripped clothes and scratches and scars upon their faces sitting down at picnic tables, eating, I saw the room I was recently in before I fell incautious. Amber was hoping a brick wall escaping as Nikki stood beside the wall, signaling me to come with her. I rose to my feet and limped over to Nikki and hoped the wall. As soon as I reached the top of the brick wall, I turned my head towards the place where I had the most amazing thing happen to me, and every one of the children gave off an evil smirk, just as I saw the dark creature race back into the tunnel, where it belonged.
Jumping off the high wall, I had a miss landing and smashed my head against the black concrete of Placida road, which was the street Panama lye… Bells, cathedrals, and chimes ringing in and out of my head, I awoke to my alarm clock, muscles aching for a reason I hadn’t known. I was in my bed! Turning my alarm off, I remembered the dream that had occurred last night…not the one with the paper plate, but the Ghost Tunnel…and receiving a flashing image of the ghouly hand that had reached out to me in that room, I checked my arm. There lye the Black Hand print that made me faint just a few hours ago. So it wasn’t a dream after all…

Naked Chat

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Purple and Brown

surfergal470 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:06:32 CDT

Have you ever seen Purple and Brown? They are the COOLEST and SEXIEST blobs in this universe... so, here are some of their random episodes:

Purple and Brown-collection

Demented Chat

surfergal470 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:55:17 CDT

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Cereal

surfergal470 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:21:30 CDT

Warning: This page may contain content that has been given the sign M.A.O (mature audiences only.)

Cereal is like one of the most random things EVER. Cereal can be quite tasty and it has many names. Rice Crispies, Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Honey Nut Cheerios, Co Co Puffs, and MORE! MANY MORE!

Here I shall post information and comments on these types of cereal.

Rice Crispies:

Catch Phrase: "Snap Crackle Pop, Rice Crispies!"
Mascot(s): The Three People: Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
What the cereal is like: Rice pieces that pop when you put them in milk!
Commercial: Kind of gay, but catchy phrase!

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Questions

Answers

Now... Here's a Test...

Chat Rooms

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Demented Arts

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Ghost Tunnel

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Purple and Brown

Purple and Brown-collection

Demented Chat

Cereal

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