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Cereal is like one of the most random things EVER. Cereal can be quite tasty and it has many names. Rice Crispies, Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Honey Nut Cheerios, Co Co Puffs, and MORE! MANY MORE!

Here I shall post information and comments on these types of cereal.

Rice Crispies:

Catch Phrase: "Snap Crackle Pop, Rice Crispies!"
Mascot(s): The Three People: Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
What the cereal is like: Rice pieces that pop when you put them in milk!
Commercial: Kind of gay, but catchy phrase!

Lucky Charms:

Catch Phrase: "They're magically delicious!"
Mascot(s): The Leprechaun!
What the cereal is like: Marshmallows mixed in with horrible tasting cereal. (Everyone always just eats the marshmallows.)
Commercial: The children chase the leprechaun and try to get his cereal, but he gets away using the "magically deliciousness"of the cereal. Quite boring: will the children EVER get the cereal?!?!?!

Fruit Loops:

Catch Phrase: (None, really....)
Mascot(s): Strange talking parrots with a sailboat.
What the cereal is like: Colorful loops of fruity goodness!
Commercial: The Parrots try to find treasure. (Very strange and pointless! What's up with the pirate parrot on the map that always talks to you?! Don't those birds EVER get sea-sick? Why is the treasure not gold and is fruit loops? Why don't the parrots just fly? Do they ever get scurvy?)

Frosted Flakes:

Catch Phrase: "They're more than good... they're great!"/"Earn your stripes."
Mascot(s): A tiger that likes to sing!
What the cereal is like: Corn Flakes covered in pure gluctose/fructose/dextrose/sugar!
Commercial: The Tiger and children play sports while making music. (I don't get why they advertise it with sports because that cereal is pure sugar and it will make you obese! I don't look very good in stripes, and I'm too lazy to earn them anyway! Why doesn't the tiger eat the soccer balls? Does he eat the children instead? What DOES he eat? Frosted Flakes? Yeah Right!!! He's gotta eat a few children once in awhile!)

Apple Jacks:

Catch Phrase: "Here I come, I am Cinnamon!" / "A race to the Winnah man!"
Mascot(s): The apple and the cinnamon! (the cinnamon is better!!)
What the cereal is like: Loops of cinnamony goodness (occasionally apples!)
Commercial: The apple and the cinnamon race to the cereal bowl to flavor it so it can burst with snacky happiness!! (I believe the apple is a stalker!)

Honey Nut Cheerios:

Catch Phrase: "From the hive that's nuts about honey!"
Mascot(s): The bees!
What the cereal is like: cheerios with honey goodness!
Commercial: Their "saving the honey" adventures are stupid though. (How much you wanna bet they're gay?!)

Co Co Puffs:

Catch Phrase: "I'm coo-coo for Co Co Puffs!"
Mascot(s): The strange bird that is high on Co Co Puffs.
What the cereal is like: It is chocolaty puffs! They are MUNCHY, CRUNCHY, and CHOCOLATY!
Commercial: The bird tries not to eat the addicting Co Co Puffs, but he cant resist them. (I think that contained in this cereal is drugs. Therefore, the people are addicted to it and get high on it. That is why the bird is addicted to them and also high on them!)

Cinnamon Toast Crunch:
Catch Phrase: "The taste you can see!"
Mascots: A bunch of kids and a grumpy adult.
What the ceral is like: A small wheat square loaded with sugar and cinnaminy tastyness!
Commercial: Latest one: Kids have box of Cinnimon Toast Crunch (ctc) Inspector sees 2 suspects. Traces fingerprints. Kids show him ctc and the new FINGERPRINT ADDITION in specially marked boxes.

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